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Fri, Mar. 16th, 2007, 11:23 am
congresswhore: Ladies and Gentlemen: Edward Rutledge

Suhs, I have returned from a necessary and tedious journey to the fair colony of South Carolina to oversee some business regarding a rebellious slave.  Pity that while I participate in this congress there remains not one person at my Charleston plantation who is capable of dealing with such menial tasks.  I must look into that.

But fear not, for I have returned to represent the admirable South!  My *ahem* secretarymushroomthief will be taking my dictations.  I admit, I am looking forward to spending time with my fellow congressmen again, both in and out of congress.  *smirk*

Carry on, gentlemen.  I am feeling satisfied already to be back in Philadelphia.

P.S. I will withdraw to my chambers immediately after congress adjourns, for I am road-weary.  In case anyone has forgotten, my apartment is located at 23 High Street, in the event that a private visit is desired.


Sat, Mar. 17th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)

Difficulties, suh? Yes, quite. Tell me, why is it that men of intelligence such as yourself cannot come to terms with the fact that slaves are not people at all, but a precious commodity?